Maria's Blurbs

a little about muah:

hi there,
my name is maria, people call me tiny cause i'm really fucking short. i love food, i'm chubby, i love makeup, i love eating, i love making peoples lives difficult and i love to laugh at everything because im cool like that. suck my dick

Maria's Posts

Aug 25 2014 1:31 pm

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lindsayhelps:

BELOW THE CUT, YOU WILL FIND 226 FEMALE NAMES THAT I HAPPEN TO LOVE. THEY MIGHT NOT BE FOR EVERYONE AND THERE ARE SOME COMMON NAMES IN HERE, BUT I JUST THOUGHT I’D WRITE UP MY OWN LITTLE LIST. FEEL FREE TO USE ANY OF THE NAMES, OR ANY COMBINATION OF THEM, JUST LIKE THIS POST AND SHARE IT :]

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Aug 25 2014 1:19 pm

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lindsayhelps:

BELOW THE CUT, YOU WILL FIND 226 FEMALE NAMES THAT I HAPPEN TO LOVE. THEY MIGHT NOT BE FOR EVERYONE AND THERE ARE SOME COMMON NAMES IN HERE, BUT I JUST THOUGHT I’D WRITE UP MY OWN LITTLE LIST. FEEL FREE TO USE ANY OF THE NAMES, OR ANY COMBINATION OF THEM, JUST LIKE THIS POST AND SHARE IT :]

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Jul 24 2014 5:44 pm

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Jul 24 2014 5:43 pm

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Jun 16 2014 2:37 pm

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o-blockafella:

apatheticblackman:

modestmojo:

unfriendlymixedhottie:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

josechick-fil-a:

amberrosebootyass:

thottweiler:

youngharlemnigga:

cumprise:

I’m so mad I really will kill a man

*Takes note*

YO i will truly snap your dick in half

I’ll kill what you love

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NAHHHH ill try to take your life

my jaw just fucking dropped…. that’s a death wish for sure

Imma keep this in my drafts for the next time a pic of a broad destroying a nigga property starts circulating and y’all yass sissing

^^^

As long as u not the one buying em….this may work

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Jun 16 2014 2:36 pm

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kimkardashianfashionstyle:

June 15, 2014 - Kim Kardashian & North West out in NYC.

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Jun 16 2014 2:34 pm

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chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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Jun 16 2014 2:34 pm

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Jun 14 2014 9:50 pm

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Jun 14 2014 9:49 pm

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sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

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