Maria's Blurbs

a little about muah:

hi there,
my name is maria, people call me tiny cause i'm really fucking short. i love food, i'm chubby, i love makeup, i love eating, i love making peoples lives difficult and i love to laugh at everything because im cool like that. suck my dick

Maria's Posts

Jul 24 2014 5:44 pm

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Jul 24 2014 5:43 pm

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Jun 16 2014 2:37 pm

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I’m so mad I really will kill a man

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YO i will truly snap your dick in half

I’ll kill what you love

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NAHHHH ill try to take your life

my jaw just fucking dropped…. that’s a death wish for sure

Imma keep this in my drafts for the next time a pic of a broad destroying a nigga property starts circulating and y’all yass sissing


As long as u not the one buying em….this may work

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Jun 16 2014 2:36 pm

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June 15, 2014 - Kim Kardashian & North West out in NYC.

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Jun 16 2014 2:34 pm

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does anyone else have “the chair”


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Jun 16 2014 2:34 pm

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Jun 14 2014 9:50 pm

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Jun 14 2014 9:49 pm

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my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

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Jun 14 2014 9:49 pm

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Jun 14 2014 9:46 pm

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